Ask Agatha #23 Puttin’ On The Ritz, Puttin’ On The Style

Dear Aunt Agatha, I could use your help in improving my image. I've been mocked in the media recently because a couple of my tourist...

Ask Agatha #22 Can I Do Well By Doing Well?

Dear Aunt Agatha, Please advise me on how to gain power. I already have an exalted position, but it doesn't allow me to boss people...

Ask Agatha #21 Overtaking In The Faslane

Dear Aunt Agatha, I used to be a big shot, but lately things have gone somewhat pear-shaped, and it’s not just my waistline. The fees...

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Ask Agatha #20 – Should I Start A New Party?

Dear Aunt Agatha, Should I start a new party? I was a Liberal at university, then I joined Labour in 1966. I joined the Social...

Ask Agatha #19 – What To Do If I’ve All The...

Dear Aunt Agatha, I announced I'd retire next year even though I could have had another 3 years, and I feel obliged to go through...

Ask Agatha #18 – Look Upon My Mighty Works And Despair

Dear Aunt Agatha, My problem is that I can’t control things any more. I always used to, and it brought me most of what I...

Ask Agatha #17 – They Call Me Old Hat Instead Of...

Dear Aunt Agatha, I want to be the hero who exposes people as extremist nutters. I actually detest people, which is why I enjoy making...

Ask Agatha #16 – I Was Looking Up AA, The Alcoholics...

Dear Aunt Agatha, I found you by chance when I was looking up AA, the alcoholics group. It led me to Aunt Agatha instead. I...

Ask Agatha #15 – I’m Paid £13,000 A Day.

Dear Aunt Agatha, I'm bored. I really need another job to keep me interested, but since I already took up eight jobs since I left...