When your average conniving politician and power player needs intellectual cover for his latest wheeze, where does he look for it?

I mean, he can’t use his own intellectual credibility – the average politician is at best not known for his intelligence, and at worst is perceived to be as thick as curdled yoghurt. Even those that are quite bright are assumed to be craven imbeciles because…………well, they’re politicians.

So how do they get expert backing for their bullshit?

There are three ways, I would suggest.

The first involves finding someone who already believes that what’s proposed is wise and noble, and then convincing him to yoke his wagon to theirs in exchange for favours later – bribing a true believer.

The second involves finding someone with great intellectual credibility who does NOT believe that what’s proposed is wise or noble, and just bribing him with money or power or status to change his mind. Or if he has a particular weakness, they might blackmail him a bit.

These are well-known tactics – all thinking people know this happens so we already factor it into our thinking.

The third one is newer and rather more long-term, and it relies on them having a degree of control over the institutions. Until quite recently, they didn’t have that, but now the police, the judiciary, the educational establishment, the church, the media, the entertainment industry, the trade unions and the defence establishment are filled to the brim with Leftists (almost as if there has been some kind of March Through the Institutions!), this option becomes more readily available.

Let’s call it “Useful Intellectual Idiocy”

It involves identifying idiots that can be promoted and rewarded until they acquire credibility due to your interventions, and at that point they owe you everything already!

So for example, if you noticed a clueless chap chuntering away on the fringes of economics about how great taxes are, you might use a little influence to find out how to advance him a bit. If he remains amenable, you bring him on a little more. One day, he’s accepting a Nobel Prize and mentioning you in the acceptance speech.

At that point, you have a pet intellectual.

He is then at your disposal, fervently espousing the virtues of your scheme and giving you lots of intellectual cover.

He owes you everything, so even if he gets a bit big for his boots one day you can remind him that you can bring him down as fast as you built him up. Keeps him honest.

Yet horrific as these effects are, they are not the end of the story.

Because one day the politician get caught with an orange in his mouth and a bag over his head, and he retires with his knighthood and gold-plated pension.

If we’re lucky, that happens AFTER the pet intellectual retires.

If not, he’s still there, cap twisting in his sweaty palms, ready to provide intellectual cover for the next abuser. Hoping the deal is still good.

If the next politician understands that this chap is just a tool, things continue as before.

But if the politician is from the opposite party (often the case) then the knowledge transfer from the Departing Wanker NEVER HAPPENS.

Whoops.

Now the flow of nonsense has reversed, and we now have an Intellectual Idiot influencing the Political Idiot, who doesn’t know the guy is a clueless stooge.

And that’s how you get policy that makes no economic sense at all.

You know, the Minimum Wage, Pay Equality, all that crap.

We’re in trouble here in the West you know – a self-reinforcing cascade of drooling imbeciles is underway.

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Rhoda Klapp
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Rhoda Klapp

Yep. Cressida Dick.

BlokeInTejas
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BlokeInTejas

Put more clearly, the wonderful worldwide web has enabled idiots to rise to power unchallenged.

Well, no, that’s not what Alex said at all, but it’s an empowering capability. With folk paying attention to the loudest screams in their own echo chambers, the probability of anyone competent rising to the top, rather than the loudest chanter of vituperative rubbish, is vastly diminished.

Perfect storm, eh?

Spike
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Add Acosta and Mika. Recruit others: Keep telling them they are brilliant, but make sure you also tell them that one can strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. Before long, they cannot question your economics without feeling they are calling into question your high opinion of them. The secret to this power is their hunger for confirmation of their own value, from you, because they don’t even know that they have value – while you seem so certain, and so disdainful of those outside your gaze! Hillary, Kerry, and Biden’s accents, their personal histories, their very identity, shift over… Read more »

BniC
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BniC

There’s the other side of the intellectual idiots who weren’t as malleable or too arrogant to accept being controlled or just too annoying for anyone to work with, they can trade their 15 minutes of fame into something more persistent and then you are left with a drooling idiot looking affirmation that the media and other organisations can exploit. For example there’s a retired accountant who claimed to be the author of Corbynomics and while he may have been cut loose by the Labour Party turns up in media and wangled a part time teaching job at a university off… Read more »