Ask Agatha #36 – Can I Or May I?

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I'm accused of intransigence, despite often having taken account of other viewpoints. I promised to keep immigration below 100,000 a year, but...

Ask Agatha #35 – It’s Capitoline, As In Hill, Not Capitulation For Jupiter

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I’ve been found out and I need help fast. After what happened across Europe and the US, I realized that only an...

Ask Agatha #34 – Peas Pleas In A Minor Key

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People are still making fun of me years after I ceased to matter, and I want it to stop. People should...

Ask Agatha #33 – TB Or Not TB?

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Dear Agatha, Please help me out of my despair at the terrible state of politics today. For ten years it was different with my highly...

Ask Agatha #32 A Study In Broon

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People barely notice me these days. When I held the top job, I used to scream and rant and hurl staplers across...

Ask Agatha #31 – Facing A Murky Future And Career Change

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Dear Aunt Agatha, What should I do next? I’ve told everyone I’m quitting my present job in 2021 – and it might be before then...

Ask Agatha #30 – ‘Kin’ ‘Eck, Failure’s A Good Gig, Innit?

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I tried to found a political dynasty in the mould of the Kennedys or the Bushes, but we haven't actually achieved as...

Ask Agatha #29 Clap Hands, Here Comes ….

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I’m tired of living under my boss’s shadow. She shows no sign of retiring, though I can't get promoted until she does....

Ask Agatha #28 – Ee I Ee I O

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People sing silly songs about me because my name sounds like that old guy that had a farm where animals made noises...

Ask Agatha #27 – Someone Else’s Problem Field And Politics

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People keep thinking I'm their Lord and Saviour just because of my initials. In fact I'm not Jesus Christ, I'm Just Communist....

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