Theresa May’s Shopping List

Theresa Mays weekend shopping list.

Theresa May’s weekend shopping list has been revealed by an insider in Downing Street.

She claimed at PMQs that she has a longer weekend shopping list than the Labour Party’s 6 point alternative to Brexit and more thought out. We can confirm this.

May is often seen pottering around in Tesco express in Westminster to do her weekend shopping, eschewing Aldi due do a spat with “that bloody Merkel woman”

The weekend shopping list reads this:

1, get some breakfast in for Phil

2, stamps and envelopes

3, better not get stamps and envelopes because he might use them to write a letter, he’s probably sick of the s**tshow and wants me sacked – so no, change that to an advent calendar instead.…

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