Takeaways Are Just Too Easy For Children Say The Food Fascists

The idea that just anyone, armed only with the coin of the realm, should be able to walk the high street and buy food...

The Problems With Modern Vanilla Ice Cream

Which Magazine tells us that many modern vanilla ice creams contain not much cream and possibly no vanilla. An outrage, clearly. About which The...

Indian Government Buys Sugar Farmer Votes By Borking Sugar Mills

To explain this part of Indian economic management it's only necessary to understand that growing sugar cane is a small scale farm matter. Sugar...

Brexit And The Looming Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato Sandwich Famine

We've another of those confusions about what is to happen post-Brexit. The latest being that we're going to run out of bacon, lettuce and...

The Value Of Food Imports – Weather Makes British Food 5% More Expensive

We're told in those usual tones of shock and horror that British grown food is likely to rise in price by about 5% this...

WRAP – The Government – Really Doesn’t Understand Toast

We have a government department - OK, a quango financed by government - which seems not to understand the basics of toast. For they're...

Food as a Form of Medicine

For most of humankind's existence, food has been a source of fuel, of calories. Humans as hunter-gatherers had to live on whatever meat they...