Those Euro Manifestos In A Nutshell

3
490

Brexit Party
For Gods Sake Just Leave – WTO will be fine for now

Conservatives
20% Brexit party
30% Remain that Looks Like Leave
10% Remain that Looks Like Leave but With a Referendum
30% Remain at all costs

Labour
1% Leave on WTO (Jezza)
24% Remain that Looks Like Leave
25% Remain that Looks Like Leave but With a Referendum
50% Remain at all costs

Libdems
Bollocks to Brexit, democracy, and all the oiks that voted for it

Green
Libdems with flowers on

SNP
Remain in the EU but Leave the UK

Change UK / The Independence Group / Something Else
No Change / No Independence / Not Much Else

 

For why you should vote for the Brexit party and No Deal see here.

* percentages are complete guesses to be honest.