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Is Chris Grayling Stupid Or Just An Idiot?

A difficult question to answer about a Conservative Cabinet Minister, obviously, but one that does rather need to be resolved. For he’s decided to order an inquiry into why motorway service stations charge a lot for petrol. The answer being that there’s only ever one retailer of petrol on a motorway service station, the next one usually being 30 to 50 miles away. Monopolies are bad, M’Kay?

Motorway service stations are to face an official probe into rip-off fuel prices.

As millions of motorists prepare for the Easter getaway, Transport Secretary Chris Grayling has written to competition watchdogs to ask for an investigation into sky-high motorway petrol and diesel prices.

The widening gulf in the cost of fuel means filling a family car on the motorway can cost up to £14 more than refuelling at a nearby forecourt.

Mr Grayling said drivers feel ‘exploited’ and warned lives could be put at risk if motorway motorists who are reluctant to fill up run out of petrol.

Quite why this needs a public inquiry to investigate is uncertain. The answer is obvious to all but the meanest of intelligences. A near captive market with no competition will mean higher prices. Because capitalists are greedy bastards, just as everyone says they are. It being that choice in a market which limits the amount of gelt they can gouge out of us in that frenzy of greed.

There are thus two possible answers. Insist on having two petrol retailers at each station or tell drivers to just suck it up.

But then Grayling and meanest intelligences…..

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  • As far as the headline goes, one does not preclude the other.

    I'd have to be desperate to buy fuel on the motorway.

  • A second petrol retailer would change nothing.

    Margins on petrol are poor. Petrol retailers tend to use petrol to draw in customers. They make their money on the other stuff customers buy.

    A motorway petrol station has to make its money on the petrol itself.

    BWTM. From Business 101: generally, you set prices to balance margins and volume. Motorway petrol stations charge more BECAUSE THEY CAN.

    BWTM2. Motorway retail space is extremely restricted. Said petrol retailer is probably paying a pretty penny to have that space.

    BWTM3. The retailer's contract for the space surely includes the clause that what they charge is their business. Therefore, an inquiry serves only to spotlight the sanctimonious. If government sticks their nose in too far, there will be NO retailers on motorways. The retailer is there to make money, not to serve some public good.

  • Just fill up on your way to the Motorway... it's really that simple. Do people really get in their cars and not check how much fuel they have before a long drive?

  • What an utter dickhead. Seriously, how the fuck does such a monumental twat get to be transport minister and in a position to demand an investigation into something that the department of transport sets the rules about?

    This is nothing short of virtual signalling cockrot and anyone should know what's behind it. "Look, I'm on your side".

    The reality is that the government sets the locations, and then makes demands on the service stations. Everyone, whether they're buying porn, a drink, petrol or nothing at all, can stop at motorway services for a piss and 2 hours of parking. That's free. Also, the onramp to get to the services is free. Someone has to clean a lot more toilets rather than just patrons of the petrol station. Someone has to pay for it.

    And frankly, I'd like to think the fucking minister would have better things to worry about than the odd driver who messes up his plans (been there occassionally) and shoves a couple of gallons in, costing him a princely 50p, until he can get to another station.

  • ...or a quick look at a map (remember them) will tell you where there's a convenient supermarket petrol station, good for at least 7p reduction.

  • I think it's mostly Gamecock's BWTM2.

    jgh - there aren't most of the way down most of my motorway journeys. But where there are, the difference is closer to 25p per litre, at the moment.

  • Its not just the monopoly on motorway service stations. Service stations are responsible for the upkeep of onsite roads, the carpark and the slip roads. These are big, expensive and often easily damaged by lorries.

    The extra markup on petrol is easily explained by the cost of maintaining the site, whereas a city centre petrol station only has a small forecourt to maintain and rarely sees lorries.

    There are multiple apps to find alternative stations, many of which are only minutes from the motorway junctions. Even a city car will do ~400 miles on a single fill up and many cars these days can do 800 miles plus. I can't remember the last time I filled up at a motorway service station.

    As you say the man is an idiot.

  • The other things about motorway service stations is that they have to be open 24/7 and they also have a lot of other regulations they have to follow which normal petrol stations don't have. Extra regulation --> extra cost. The real reason why petrol at motorway service stations is more expensive? The government.

  • Also presumably the turnover on a motorway petrol station will be pretty low, as most people aren't stupid enough to pay the high prices, so its a vicious circle: less turnover = less profit = raise prices = less turnover. Their market is basically people too dim to fill up before setting out on a long trip. No sensible person ever uses them. I don't think I have ever bought a drop of fuel at a motorway service station.

    • No, it isn't a vicious circle, or prices would be infinite and all the service stations would be shut. There are other factors too (see Nautical Nick's reply, below), and the price reaches equilibrium. Under some conditions, not just involving failure to plan ahead, sensible people do gas up on the motorway - chiefly those for whom price is not the overarching criterion.

    • What Spike said - time / convenience versus price.

      There are many people for whom time and convenience is worth far more than the price gain to be had messing around trying to find a cheaper option, or planning ahead or othwewise.

      When I was doing a lot of variable commuting on business, it would have been completely counterproductive to focus any effort on say leaving a quickest route motorway (and before apps), to go off looking for some cheaper option?

      • Spike

        Indeed, but actually it doesn't matter. It's all part of the time / price equation.

        Am I "reimbursed", do I charge a fee for time, or a fee for time plus "miles", whatever? Ultimately the equation, whether anecdotally or for everyone else, is loosely price versus time.

        It was all a response in the context that it's not just dim (or desperate) people who use motorway service stations for fuel - they quite obviously provide a highly valuable service.

      • I agree with that; both your time and your money are charged, and it is a plus if those hiring you believe you are weighing the two properly. However, spending ten minutes to save two quid is a bad decision on duty. Off the clock, that two pounds is all yours, tax-free. I agree with your final paragraph.

        • "Off the clock, that two pounds is all yours, tax-free."

          Not when your life is full (and because work takes up a very substantive chunk) Free time was highly valuable - hence, opportunity cost..:) Otherwise, yes, agreed.

  • So you decide to buy cheaper petrol a couple of miles off the motorway. lt's see now, that's about 40-50 pence in fuel to get there and back, plus an extra 10 minutes or so. At minimum wage that's a quid or so. And just like the economics of coffee to go, the profit seeps through to the property value. So no, I dout they are making excess profits, nor that the motorist is being ripped off. They are paying for the convenience, or being penalised for their lack of forethought.

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