Lord Chris Holmes Is Innocent M’Lud

Whether or not Britain’s famed paralympic swimmer has done anything or not is up to the investigative and court systems to find out as they no doubt will.

However, we can say without doubt that “Lord Chris Holmes” is entirely innocent of anything. For that title doesn’t exist, there is no one with that name. Thus innocence, obviously enough.

This used to be the sort of thing the Telegraph got right but tempus fugit and all that, the end of civilisation is nigh as we forget these distinctions:

Paralympic swimmer Lord Chris Holmes denies sexually assaulting woman in luxury London hotel

If there were a “Lord Chris Holmes” then there are two possibilities as to who it is.…

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