This has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it? Ratchawallop?
We will now have to diverge from the Private Eye euphemism of discussing Ugandan Affairs.
Thai playboy king anoints lover as his official concubine
OK, fair enough, what’s the point of being King if you can’t do this sort of thing? It’s this bit:
She also received four medals, including the “most noble order of the crown of Thailand” and the “most exalted order of the white elephant, special class”.