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No Deal Brexit Means The EU Imposes A Hard Irish Border – Not Us

We’re finally getting the truth here about the Irish border and Brexit – if there’s to be a hard border then it will be the European Union imposing it, not us. And thus, logically enough, it will be the EU causing whatever problems do occur, any breach of the Good Friday Agreement and all that. Our own reaction should be as it always has been logical to do about it – we lie.

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””] The EU has put further pressure on the Brexit talks by confirming it will enforce a hard border on the island of Ireland in the event of a no-deal outcome, despite the risk this would pose to peace. In comments that proved highly uncomfortable for Dublin, the chief spokesman for Jean-Claude Juncker the European commission president, told reporters in Brussels it was “pretty obvious” border infrastructure would be necessary if the UK were to leave without an agreement. [/perfectpullquote]

Note the voice there. It’s not the passive, “a hard border will be imposed”. It’s also not the imperative as to the UK – “The UK must impose a hard border”. For we don’t have to do anything at all, it’s our border coming inwards we can have that as hard or as porous as we like. No, it’s the EU that will be taking the action and thus any problems are the EU’s, not ours.

There is obviously enough a complete and useful solution, one we’ve mentioned before:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]There’s a Simple Solution to Ireland’s Brexit Border Problem – We Lie[/perfectpullquote]

It’s not as if we English don’t have a track record on this with Ireland:

“There always was going to be some blowback for what we English have done to Ireland over the centuries and here it is over Brexit. Either the kingdom becomes un-united over customs, the law and regulation – the 6 counties stay in the EU effectively – or Britain itself may not leave. The correct answer to this conundrum is to do what we’ve been doing for much of the past millennium over the island. We lie.

The insistence is that there cannot be a hard border between Northern Ireland and Eire because this will breach not only the Good Friday agreement but also good manners and even basic common sense. There is no manner in which we’re going to build a wall across nor control in any useful way a dividing line which includes the Drummully Polyp. An area where the road crosses the border several times, unfortunately not in a way which connects a piece of the Republic with, well, with the Republic without having to pass through potential controls serially.

We have in recent times had a significant portion of the British Army trying to manage this sectioning of open fields and small streams – there are near no major geographical features to inform or defend – into different states. It didn’t work and it won’t again either.

M. Barnier and others insist that if the regulatory regime is to change at this line on the map then we must have a border, with customs posts, checks and limitations. If we are not to have what we cannot, an impermeable physical barrier to unfettered movement, then the regulatory and customs regime cannot change at Gortnacarrow and again at Clonacore. Effectively, our choice is Brexit or the Bogay Wall, towers, barbed wire and all.

Our answer should be “Yes.” We agree that we are leaving, that we have put in place that hard border. Then we do absolutely nothing above what we already do. People come and go as they wish, carrying what goods they can, and we do nothing. Except, as we already do, we keep an eye on those moving things on an industrial scale and have our little customs and tax chats with them away from that line on the map.

What other people wish to do on their side of that line is entirely up to them. We will do, as we’ve always done when in our right minds, what is useful and beneficial to us. It’s somewhat unfashionable these days to talk of the empire but it’s still true that we had it. Often because we’re rather good at this lying, cheating and dissembling. We should carry on. So, there’s the border, as it is today. And?”

The joy of it being that it will actually work as well as being righteous and just. Which is, of course, why the European Union is so against it.

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Mohave Greenie
Mohave Greenie
5 years ago

The EU will build a wall and Britain will pay for it.

Quentin Vole
Quentin Vole
5 years ago

It’s almost impossible physically to close a land border. The only people that have come anywhere near to doing so have been the Warsaw Pact and the Israelis, and I understand The Donald is giving it a go, too (the Chinese tried a few hundred years ago, but with limited success). The UK couldn’t seal the border with Eire during the troubles, when we deployed half the British Army there (and that was in the days when we still had a few ground troops). So how anyone thinks they could close it today (even ignoring the fact that no-one actually… Read more »

5 years ago

The irony is that the Good Friday Agreement doesn’t even mention the border.

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