Goat Poop – More Useful Than Much Political Output

We appear to have a politician who is able to give the people something truly useful – goat poop. That being rather what we get when we elect a useful politician like a goat. No, really, compare this to something like the slavery of the Selective Service Act, the taxation to hire diversity advisers, the gross mess of state led education systems. Goat poop really is useful, at least it makes things grow when properly applied:

This newly sworn-in Vermont mayor is the GOAT.

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Spaghetti Bolognese Doesn’t Actually Exist – A Huge Surprise To All Non-Italians

The Mayor of Bologna is getting ever more upset and het up about the iniquity of foreigners. For we all think there’s something called Spaghetti Bolognese and we will insist upon eating it. Even, going to Bologna to have a plate of the real thing only to find out that no one there in that food aware city would ever eat such an abomination unto Nuggan.

The difficulty being that sure, the Good People of Bologna do indeed make a rich meaty and tomatoey sauce to go on pasta.…

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Spaghetti Bolognese Doesn’t Come From Bologna Says Mayor Of Bologna

The Mayor of Bologna is becoming ever such a little bit testy over Spaghetti Bolognese – and rightly so. For it doesn’t come from Bologna and you’d not be able to get a plate of it there either. It’s as with Neapolitans regarding whatever it is they do in Chicago and pizza. They might call it that, the deluded might even enjoy it but really, nowt to do with us.

There are details about the dish – Bolognese would not be made with minced beef but with a 50/50 mixture of beef and pork.…

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London’s Mayor, Sadiq Khan, Proves Parkinson’s Law Once Again

Sadiq Khan, unfathomably currently London’s Mayor, has managed to prove Parkinson’s Law once again. This is not prove as in test, one meaning, but prove as in show correct, the other such. It’s also not Parkinson’s Plain, that work expands to fill the time available for its completion, but Parkinson’s Derivative, that bureaucracies always grow, that’s just what bureaucracies do. Khan has proved this, obviously enough, by expanding his own bureaucracy to no good effect. You know, what the Hell, it’s only taxpayers’ money, right?…

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London’s Attempt To Close The Gender Pay Gap – Right Diagnosis, But Why Bother?

We should in fact celebrate that the gender pay gap discussion is moving along. Closer to something which identifies the actual problem at hand, at least gets to grips with why there is one in the first place.

We measure by the averages – we should use median but all too often use mean – across all men and women in an organisation or the economy. We should distinguish between part and full time and all too often do not.…

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