Foolish Demand For Vegetarian McDonald’s – Just Eat Elsewhere, Silly

The modern world isn’t exactly short of people and places happy to take your money in return for items more or less comestible. Which is what makes this petition for McDonald’s to add a vegetarian burger to its menu so silly, even odd. You don’t want to eat ground what is euphemistically called beef? Then don’t go to McDonald’s. Go gather with the other whey faced around the corner for your ground kale.

More than 160,000 people are petitioning McDonald’s to add a vegetarian protein option to its menu across the US – just as it added the “McVegan” internationally.

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Burger King’s Whopper – Animal, Vegetable Or Mineral? Always Been Hard To Tell

We’ll confess that a good burger is one of the gustatory delights the world has to offer. Meat, bread, maybe cheese, salad, sauce, who wouldn’t like such a feast? Then there’re most burgers actually served which, to be ever so polite about it, fail to live up to the possible promise of the combination.

Which brings us to this announcement from Burger King:

Burger King is helping to bring meatless meat into the mainstream. On Monday, the fast-food chain announced that it would begin testing the Impossible Whopper in 59 locations in St.

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Huzzah! We’ve Solved Death By Becoming Vegetarians

It’s not unusual for us to have a report which insists that if only we do this or that – say, we all grout dog toenails for 20 minutes a day – that death rates will fall by some massive amount. We shouldn’t moan too much about this for that department of dog toenail grouting does have to broadcast, even at the expense of overestimation, the results of their research. However else would the budget for Islington Technical College increase next year?…

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