“Breaking News: Downing Street release photo of first expelled Russian undercover agent leaving the country.”

Unbeatable, so no point trying. May as well close the comments!

No group photo available of Agent COB and his handler (aka Seumas Milne)?

“Heil Hitler” is usually what goes with that salute.

Leaving Commons after a 15 hour speech on bringing Chavismo to England. (Scotland already has it.)

Hero of the Russian Federation Jeremiah Corbynovitch delivers ultimatum to Downing Street

Jeremy, they’re not here for you. Weird Al Yankovitch is on the plane.

Finland Station?

“Russia Today says Novichok is just a brand of anti-imperialist confectionery!!”

Talk to the right cos the left ain’t listening.