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Myleene Klass Fails The Sieve Of History Test

The idea that we should teach Stormzy in schools rather than Mozart. It’s unlikely that British schoolchildren will have an inadequate exposure to the popular beat combo these days so the idea that they should and must have the music pointed out to them is absurd. But perhaps they should still be taught it, in order to gain their attention?

There being nothing wrong with coopting popular culture to get the little snotmachines to pay attention, obviously. One summer Mother was teaching English as a foreign language to the usual long holiday class of varied European teens. That summer of the Joshua Tree when the two singles were simply everywhere, paying for The Edge’s castle. So, tape the songs, transcsribe the lyrics, haveaclasssingalong, why not?

A one, two three four:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]Anna steeeeeeeel, have nut fund whaddam lurkin’ far[/perfectpullquote]

etc. Why not? Still and steel are not cognates, lurk and look are and so on.

But this is to use pop culture as a teaching aid, something different from teaching pop culture. On that second, to reach back to the wisdom of Bernard Levin. If you’ve not read his old essays you really should. Entirely the best journalist – weird, obsessive and all to boot – of his generation.

If You Want My Opinion

One of his important concepts was “The Sieve of History”. Mozart was indeed the pop star of his age. The music survives in a manner Salieri’s does not because that accumulated experience of the centuries tells us that it is better. The millions upon millions who came before us acting as that filter. If we’re to consider the pop music of the 1960s then sure, Paul McCartney’s a good bet to survive – his music that is – but we’ll really know in 50 years’ time. Herman’s Hermits have already been caught in the sieve of course. Neil Diamond’s got a chance.

Which brings us to Myleene Klass:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””] Stormzy should be taught in schools instead of Mozart to prevent pupils from being excluded, a charity study said. Youth Music, a national charity endorsed by the musician and presenter Myleene Klass, is calling for an “urgent transformation” of the music curriculum. It said that schools need to “shake up” the way music is taught and exchange classical music for grime, hip-hop and electro, with help from music industries. [/perfectpullquote]

My opinion of Ms. Klass is that she’s the lady “would attend a letter opening if the cameras were there” was referring to. But here she’s just wrong.

To use Stormzy, or anyone else the anklebiters pay attention to, as a teaching aid, sure, why not? To teach it, no, what actually are you going to teach about it?

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Quentin Vole
Quentin Vole
1 year ago

The received opinion of the people running the teaching profession (teachers, particularly older ones who escaped indoctrination, have a very different view) is that difficult stuff should not be taught, because to do so may upset those incapable of grasping it.

Jonathan Harston
Jonathan Harston
1 year ago

How on earth does teaching today’s music provide an education on the path from yesterday’s music to today’s music? The *whole* *point* of school music lessons is how we got to today’s music, how can you teach how we got to *here* if you don’t start from not-here?

SJ
SJ
1 year ago

…because the best education starts with engagement, perhaps? Gosh, how short-sighted can older folks be to assume the use of modern, relateable criteria isn’t worthy of consideration? Were you also annoyed when schools started using the Baz L. version of Romeo and Juliet in order to help kids ‘get’ the themes? Jeez.

Although the use of ‘snot’ and ‘anklebiters’ has me wondering if this is a sature piece. If so, bravo!

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