Freddie Starr’s Mick Jagger Impression At The Royal Variety Show

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From Freddie Starr's obituary: Three years later, now solo, he appeared in the Royal Variety Show, giving a hilarious impression of Mick Jagger that brought...

What Is It About Stormy Daniels That Drives People Insane?

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We wouldn't pretend to be aficionados of Stormy Daniels' work around here. We are though just absolutely fine with consenting adults doing as consenting...

Harry and Meghan’s Baby Already Has A Name – Earl

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There is much breathless anticipation over the naming of Harry and Meghan's - more correctly, the Duke and Duchess of Suffolk - new baby...

Meghan’s Baby Will Be Earl Of Dumbarton – Or Lady X – Not A...

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As we've pointed out before the upcoming baby from Meghan Markle and Prince Harry - or, to be more precise, from the Duke and...

The Horrors Of The Spice Girls T-Shirts – 35 Pence An Hour Wages In...

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The Guardian's managed to get itself hoodwinked by some of the more obstreperous campaigners in this story about the making of the Spice Girls...

Bill Gates Stands In Line For A Hamburger

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Maybe not the world's most entirely exciting event but it beats pictures of Kim Jong Un pointing at things, no?

Entirely Believable – The Rock Claims Newspaper Invented Snowflake Comments

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Dwayne Johnson - The Rock - claims that the Daily Star entirely invented his comments about snowflakes. This is believable as Gordon Brown found...

Questions In Cosmopolitan We Can Answer

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No: Can we tell what gender Harry and Meghan's baby will be by the shape of her bump? Part of our ever popular series of Questions...

Pop Star Pregnancies – Easy, The Market’s Not Teenyboppers Any More

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The Guardian wants to tell us all that something has changed wildly in our culture. Pop stars no longer mumble something about a career...

Kylie Jenner To Be World’s Youngest Self-Made Billionaire – Next Year

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We have an interesting little refutation of the strictures of the Senior Lecturer in International Political Economy at Islington Technical College here. For, as...

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