Free Heroin On The NHS – What Took So Long?
This is an obviously good idea the only complaint about it is how long it took them to institute it:
Addicts are to be supplied...
Michael John Waring – 1939 – 2019
It is with great sadness that we note the death of our beloved friend, father, brother and tutor Professor Michael Waring on 16 November 2019.
A world expert...
Beer Then Wine, We’ll Be Fine
"I have taken more out of alcohol that alcohol has taken out of me", declared Winston Churchill.
The national saviour and veteran tosspot was right...
Who Knew? Legal Cannabis Increases Sales Of Candies And Chips
In what is surely the most surprising finding of all time it has become apparent that the munchies are a real thing. For when...
New Bad Science! Caffeine Doesn’t Stop You Sleeping
So, we've new and exciting research that shows that having caffeine doesn't stop you sleeping:
Caffeine is known to be a powerful stimulant which...
Unhealthy Consequences
We here at Continental Telegraph often opine on matters economic and political for your delight. You know that wonderful interface between the ways we...
ASI: MP’s Could Save One Million Years of Life Through Vaping
"Smoking is the biggest cause of preventable deaths in the United Kingdom. It causes the overwhelming majority of lung cancers, increases the risk of...
£350m a Week For NHS. We’re Out!
Those who like to look behind the headlines to spot the implicit stories that accompany them are not all conspiracy theorists. Some point out...




