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Anne Hathaway Explains Her New Diet And Fitness Regime

As we all know Anne Hathaway is she of the famously pointy elbows. As part of the publicity round for her new movie she’s been explaining her diet and fitness regime. She’s not drinking and she is eating meat again – or at least is pescatarian rather than the former vegan.

The tale is told in these two headlines:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]Anne Hathaway Just Revealed The Reason She Quit Being Vegan[/perfectpullquote]

And:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]Anne Hathaway elaborates on why she’s done drinking: ‘It makes me unavailable for my son’[/perfectpullquote]

Put those together and we find that Anne Hathaway has quit being a vegan because she’s now entirely sober. Possibly a life without meat cannot be faced if there’s no booze to dull the pain, maybe not dulling the synapses leads to not doing something as stupid as being vegan. But the two are connected, we’re sure.

Anne Hathaway’s not vegan because she’s not drinking.

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Matt Ryan
Matt Ryan
1 year ago

Who cares what some clothes horse or a casting prostitute thinks about anything? Hell, even Hawking was barking outside of his domain of knowledge.

timworstall
timworstall
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Ryan

You might have slightly missed the joke about only being a vegan if drunk enough

Andrew Carey
Andrew Carey
1 year ago

I’m convinced that there’s a correlation between vegan and supporting the UK being a member of the EU ( whose biggest budget item is about the most pro big meat funding programme out there today ).
Anyone know where I can get a grant to research this? From an EU fund ideally.

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