Ask Agatha #13 – My Voice Doesn’t Hail Any Respect.

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Dear Aunt Agatha, My main problem is my voice; it doesn't command any respect.  People liken it to a cat with claws extended being dragged...

Ask Agatha #35 – It’s Capitoline, As In Hill, Not Capitulation For Jupiter

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I’ve been found out and I need help fast. After what happened across Europe and the US, I realized that only an...

Ask Agatha #15 – I’m Paid £13,000 A Day.

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I'm bored. I really need another job to keep me interested, but since I already took up eight jobs since I left...

Ask Agatha #6 – Scored an Own Goal

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Dear Aunt Agatha, A thought occurred to me on my paper round last week.  It’s a trivial problem.  I want to be liked and respected...

Ask Agatha # 11 – You Could Acquire Cypriot Citizenship

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Dear Agatha, I'm in a job I don't really want, and can't think of one that I do. I only joined the International Rescue Committee...

Ask Agatha #32 A Study In Broon

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People barely notice me these days. When I held the top job, I used to scream and rant and hurl staplers across...

Ask Aunt Agatha #1 – Promising Political Career

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I have a serious problem and need advice.  I had a promising political career and had achieved high office.  I worked with...

Ask Agatha # 10 – I’ve Always Been A Hands On Manager

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Dear Aunt Agatha, I need respect. People say that £3bn ought to be enough, but they’re wrong. I don’t need cash to buy companies that...

Ask Agatha #7 – Ten Days Every Week

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Dear Aunt Agatha, People underestimate me and it's beginning to rankle. I could put it down to racism or sexism, but if it continues, it...

Ask Agatha #12 – D**k Whittington Was Advised To Turn And Turn Again, Wasn’t...

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Dear Aunt Agatha, It's taken me a long time to decide to write to you, just as it does for me to decide anything. ...

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