This story is just quite lovely, so many levels to it. There is, obviously enough, the Private Eye fnarr fnarr over Ugandan discussions:
A lesbian asylum seeker kicked out of the UK because she was caught in bed with a man
Said lesbian originating from Uganda of course.
And yes, that particular joke does go one stage further:
In his judgment, Mr Justice Lewis recorded that the woman’s response to questioning over her relationship with the man was that they had not had sex but that she was considering getting pregnant.