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Yum, Yum, Greasy Fried Chicken Flavour Bonking

Doesn’t this just sound like the most appealing of all bonking activities? A freebie “sexual favour” in return for some free fried chicken? Presumably, given the way these transactions normally work, the chicken coming first and adding to the flavour – possibly the lubrication – of the act:

[perfectpullquote align=”full” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””] A woman racially abused a takeaway worker when he refused to trade fried chicken for sexual favours. Kelly Fielding spat at police in Chesters Chicken, Wythenshawe, after demanding free food just after midnight. The 31-year-old had abused takeaway staff – branding one a ‘f****** p*** c***’ when they refused to give in to her demands. [/perfectpullquote]

We must assume that drink had been taken. Hope at least. And be grateful that the sexual favour had been declined before the spitting at the police bit.

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bloke in spain
bloke in spain
6 years ago

So they booked her for soliciting?

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