Not literally of course, we don’t want to go around feeding exes to actual meerkats, not actual exes of course. But a Zoo will enable you to do something similar for February 14th. Send in the name of that ex- and they will apply it to a cockroach. Which they will then feed to a meerkat. Live, on camera, for your delectation.
Ain’t it wonderful to be living in a market economy? For assuredly no system of state planning is going to bring us joyousness like this, is it?