Ask Agatha #26 I Want Ministers Just To Be Town Clerks – Why Won’t...
Dear Aunt Agatha,
Two things hold me back. People think I'm a bore, especially when holding forth on Europe, and they also dislike my high-pitched...
Ask Agatha #25 Can I At Least Top One Chart?
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I've always wanted to be number one, but never made it above number two. Even in cabinet I ended up in the...
Ask Agatha #20 – Should I Start A New Party?
Dear Aunt Agatha,
Should I start a new party? I was a Liberal at university, then I joined Labour in 1966. I joined the Social...
Ask Agatha #19 – What To Do If I’ve All The Money In The...
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I announced I'd retire next year even though I could have had another 3 years, and I feel obliged to go through...
Ask Agatha #18 – Look Upon My Mighty Works And Despair
Dear Aunt Agatha,
My problem is that I can’t control things any more. I always used to, and it brought me most of what I...
Ask Agatha #17 – They Call Me Old Hat Instead Of Cutting Edge
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I want to be the hero who exposes people as extremist nutters. I actually detest people, which is why I enjoy making...
Ask Agatha #16 – I Was Looking Up AA, The Alcoholics Group
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I found you by chance when I was looking up AA, the alcoholics group. It led me to Aunt Agatha instead. I...
Ask Agatha #15 – I’m Paid £13,000 A Day.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
I'm bored. I really need another job to keep me interested, but since I already took up eight jobs since I left...
Ask Agatha # 14 – I Tried to Follow in My Husband’s Footsteps
Dear Aunt Agatha,
Excuse me writing to you on my personal e-mail; I don't want the Feds to see it when they rifle through my...
Ask Agatha #13 – My Voice Doesn’t Hail Any Respect.
Dear Aunt Agatha,
My main problem is my voice; it doesn't command any respect. People liken it to a cat with claws extended being dragged...