Ask Agatha #26 I Want Ministers Just To Be Town Clerks – Why Won’t...

0
Dear Aunt Agatha, Two things hold me back. People think I'm a bore, especially when holding forth on Europe, and they also dislike my high-pitched...

Ask Agatha #25 Can I At Least Top One Chart?

3
Dear Aunt Agatha, I've always wanted to be number one, but never made it above number two. Even in cabinet I ended up in the...

Ask Agatha #20 – Should I Start A New Party?

0
Dear Aunt Agatha, Should I start a new party? I was a Liberal at university, then I joined Labour in 1966. I joined the Social...

Ask Agatha #19 – What To Do If I’ve All The Money In The...

0
Dear Aunt Agatha, I announced I'd retire next year even though I could have had another 3 years, and I feel obliged to go through...

Ask Agatha #18 – Look Upon My Mighty Works And Despair

1
Dear Aunt Agatha, My problem is that I can’t control things any more. I always used to, and it brought me most of what I...

Ask Agatha #17 – They Call Me Old Hat Instead Of Cutting Edge

0
Dear Aunt Agatha, I want to be the hero who exposes people as extremist nutters. I actually detest people, which is why I enjoy making...

Ask Agatha #16 – I Was Looking Up AA, The Alcoholics Group

2
Dear Aunt Agatha, I found you by chance when I was looking up AA, the alcoholics group. It led me to Aunt Agatha instead. I...

Ask Agatha #15 – I’m Paid £13,000 A Day.

2
Dear Aunt Agatha, I'm bored. I really need another job to keep me interested, but since I already took up eight jobs since I left...

Ask Agatha # 14 – I Tried to Follow in My Husband’s Footsteps

3
Dear Aunt Agatha, Excuse me writing to you on my personal e-mail; I don't want the Feds to see it when they rifle through my...

Ask Agatha #13 – My Voice Doesn’t Hail Any Respect.

0
Dear Aunt Agatha, My main problem is my voice; it doesn't command any respect.  People liken it to a cat with claws extended being dragged...

Can you help support Continental Telegraph?

If you can spare a few pounds you can donate to our fundraising campaign below. All donations are greatly appreciated and go towards our server, security and software costs. 25,000 people per day read our sites and every penny goes towards our fight against the Establishment. We don't take a wage and do what we do because we enjoy it and hope our readers enjoy it too.


Donate